There's not much on this page, really, it's just a 'hate' page.

QUESTION:

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Why Didn't I Get A Cabbage Patch Doll?

(or why didn't I want one?)

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Cabbage Patch Dolls are evil, that's why!

I Googled ''Cabbage Patch Dolls''.

Here's the results page.

Each one is INDIVIDUAL...

and SPECIAL...*gag*

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and they have such LARGE heads.

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And people think they're cute and pretty, when inside...

why,  they're pure evil...

EVIL I SAY!

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Nothing that innocuous and innocently sweet can be 'good'... can it?

The manufacturers had the entire population of the north and western hemisphere madly buying these things. Hoe could it be anything but an evil plot to seduce and brainwash the children of the world...?

I couldn't sleep with one in the same room as me.

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I say KILL them before they start to think they're REAL!

I know they look harmless, pretty, attractive.... Sweet.....

*PUKE*

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(did I mention that they are evil?)

No Cabbage Patch Dolls Were Injured During The Production Of This Webpage

UNFORTUNATELY

I tried, I really did....

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A Bit Of History

Cabbage Patch Kids were created by Xavier Roberts in 1983. Success came relatively quickly and it wasn’t long before parents were frantically hunting for the dolls at Christmas time. By the late 1980s and early ‘90s his company had become a household name. ‘Little People’, as they were originally called, began when he was given the free lease of a Georgian state medical clinic, because he could not afford his own workshop. At first, the workers in his little factory even wore surgical gowns.

Cabbage Patch Kid number ‘001’ called ‘Mai Ling’, was made out of porcelain and was a limited edition of 1,000. Two other friends, dolls ‘002’ and ‘003’, were also made of porcelain to accompany ‘001’and are equally collectable. After these rare first three Kids, production continued with dolls made from cloth. However, success came with the company being bought by Coleco who changed the name from Little People, to Cabbage Patch Kids, starting mass production to satisfy the growing demand.

The dolls are well made with painted eyes, many different variations of colour, body proportions and value. Dating the dolls is quite simple because of the colour-coded signature on their bottoms. If Xavier Robert’s signature is black without a date it means the doll is from 1983, green denotes 1984.

Each year a new colour of signature was produced with the trend continuing, blue (1985), red (1986), mint (1987), purple (1988) and pink (1989). At this point, Hasbro bought the company. The giant toy manufacturer who already made ‘GI Joe’ in America and ‘Action Man’ in Europe did not do so well with Cabbage Patch Kids and they sold the company to Mattel in the mid-1990s who have continued production since.

Besides the Cabbage Patch Kids there were other ranges made which are often collected as part of the Cabbage Patch series. Preemies, made during a frost are small, Koosas, are animals and Splashin’ Kids are made from vinyl so kids could play in the bath with them.

Other than these dolls there are some especially rare products that are particularly sought after by collectors. Snacktime Kids were withdrawn from production because some children got their hair eaten by the dolls. Some did survive the recall however and are now prized collector’s items. Other collector’s items include Royal Worcester plates and china.

Original Coleco models are worth around $10-$20 (£6-£14) if worn, but a mint condition model is worth $60-$80 (£40-£55). Particularly sought after dolls include The Cabbage Patch Astronaut which can fetch around £150 (USD $220).

Many collectors try to go to America or buy from America because of the rich Cabbage Patch pickings that are to be had there. Toyshops are often unaware of what they may have upon their shelves and even large retailers can have collectable Kids at bargain prices.

The Kids all come with a Birth Certificate and an Adoption Form that can be sent back to the company. As soon as your adoption of a Cabbage Patch Kids is registered the company will send your Kid birthday cards each year.

Commercialism in it's purest and worst form.