40 Random Facts About Me.

1 I play with my belly button and smell it.
2 I like to wear boxer shorts for bed...but usually I wear nothing.
3 My left forefinger was crushed when I was 18 months old. I have full flexibility but it aches in the cold. 13 stitches.
4 I once cut my whole fringe off. I looked ridiculous.
5 I love Dairylea & Marmite on toast. Love it.
6 I have migraines all the time. I can actually function with one, but sometimes they floor me.
7 I like to sip pop and eat a biscuit at the same time, particularly for instance a chocolate cookie, so the biscuit melts and then the chocolate melts. Yum.
8 The first house I lived in was allegedly haunted by an old woman who loved babies and gassed herself in the oven.
9 I have a bugbear about grammar and spelling. I'd sooner find an alternative than use a word I'm not sure of. I can not help but feel superior to someone with poor grammar, or who can't spell simple words like ''decision''
10 Half my belly is numb from the cut of an emergency appendectomy. Feels well weird.
11 My grandad's middle name is Verryl
12 I can dislocate my jaw by clicking it, apparently there is an audible click when I do it.
13 I've always believed I was not wanted as a child. I should have been a boy, then I would have been accepted by my father.
14 I'm very artistic.
15 Pineapple juice & lemonade is manna from the gods.
16 I never buy new batteries for watches. I usually buy a new watch.
17 I have numerous handbags. I can't count them.
18 I built my bed myself. it is currently broken :+@
19 Charlie is a cloth monkey, with a plastic face and ears. I was given him when I was born and I shall be buried with him.
20 I copy my CD's on to my hard-drive and then never play them again.
21 I collect pottery fairies.
22 I'm the messiest & laziest person I know.
23 I don't really believe there is a God. But I respect that people do, and I'd love to be proved wrong.
24 I played Russian Roulette on eBay, bought a lot of crap before I ran out of credit.
25 I love notebooks. I have dozens that aren't even written in.
26 I used to collect blue glass, but I'm better now and I have gotten rid of a lot of the 'cheaper' pieces.
27 If I leave my hair it dries in half-arsed ringlets and frizz.
28 Chocolate cures everything (shush)
29 I can write in mirror as fast as most people write forward.
30 I used to carry a leather bound journal everywhere. It had my birth certificate and passport in it.
31 I've never been further abroad than Northern France.
32 I used to think ''a coma'' was ''Acoma'' as in ''she's in Acoma'' and wonder why people referred to a town name (like Coventry) to describe when people were deeply unconscious.
33 I'm considered ''almost genius'' in IQ tests. But I can't do maths.
34 I once moved the portable radiator so close to my bed that I could hang the quilts over it and it warmed my bare buttocks as I slept.
35 My mother's middle name is Isobel
36 My grandmother's middle name was also Isobel.
37 My middle name is Janette, go figure.
38 My ambition in life is to be a pissy old biddy with a trolley that no one talks to because they think she's a witch.
39 When I was younger I was messing about with my mum's sewing machine, sewing cotton into pieces of paper when I pierced my right forefinger right through. My mum took the pliers, pulled out the sewing needle, kissed my hand, and patted my head. I never messed with it again.
40 I love wet wipes. I can't live without them.

 

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