There's more and more of them each year, they come out singularly and in pairs, they smell like toilet block, they carry deadly weapons and they think they rule the roads...

What are they?

''Biddies''....
{that's old ladies to you...}

C'mon you've seen 'em at the bus stop come 9.30 a.m. They'll take 5 minutes to find a seat and then move you out of yours, and moan all through the journey. Be warned, they're everywhere.

 

They're lethal with a shopping trolley, and watch out if they've got a walking stick.

 

The Biddies Are Gonna Get Ya

 

           

 

Biddy Checklist;

{3 or more items will qualify your Biddy-Wannabe for Biddy-hood}

Quilted or Woollen Coat

Knitted or tweedy hat

White/Purple Perm

'Pixie' Rainhood

Walking stick

'American Tan' Tights

Shopping trolley/ Walk-along Frame

Doggy in fur coat {optional}

'Harold' {optional}

The BIDDY WATCH GAME

When you're out and about, in the car, or on the bus, Look out for Biddies on the prowl. when you see one , score 10 Biddy Points, call ''Biddy!'' and see how many Bonus Biddy Points you can score by checking the Checklist. For every Item on the checklist give yourself 10 bonus points.

If your Biddy has all the items in the checklist PLUS an accompanying 'Harold', you can claim 100 points. The winner is the person who scores the most Biddy points by the end of the journey.


Where does the word 'Biddy' come from?
"Biddy" is actually a very interesting word because it has two separate origins, both fairly well-documented, which is unusual for a slang term. The primary meaning of "biddy" is "chicken," and it first appeared in the early 17th century. The word probably came from the nonsense syllables used to call chickens -- something like "here biddybiddybiddy," I suppose. By the late 18th century "biddy" had been adopted as a derogatory slang term for women, much in the same unfortunate way that "chick" was in the 1960's.
However, "biddy" in this sense might have died a welcome death had it not been for the influx of Irish immigrants into the U.S. in the early 19th century. Young Irish women often had their passage paid by upper-class American families, for whom they would then work as domestic servants while they paid off their debt. The practice was so widespread that such women came to be known as "Biddies," from a shortening of "Bridget," a common Irish women's name. This use of "biddie" reinvigorated the word, and ever since it has been employed by insolent children to torment their elders.
Curtesy of http://www.word-detective.com/back-c.html

 

If you've got any Biddy Pictures

[I'm desperate for some PIX]

or any information about Biddies in your area, email me:
HERE write ''Biddy Pictures'' in the header

From 'Jay Stansfield'

"Well i can safely say the strangest coincidences occur in this world.
I'm Jay from the band tRANSELEMENt and on our album Pendletones, which we
released in February, the last song is called Biddy Pictures!!!!!! Now either you've heard it or it's all just a bit wierd....
Regards,
J"
www.transelement.co.uk

From ''99wwarner''

You wanted biddys, then go to Eastbourne there's tons here

 

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